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A. Marie Silver
My name is A. Marie Silver and I get lost walking out to my mail box.
A. Marie Silver was kidnapped by the Griswold family when she was five years old. Forced to join their disastrous “quest” to find an elusive theme park, she spent the better part of her childhood and early teens learning how to hide from Cousin Eddie, chase squirrels out of Christmas trees and navigate her way through European traffic circles. She lived in the backseat of the family truckster for 13 years, forced to recite lines from every "Vacation" movie. Eventually her captor’s figured out how to "get left" and exited the traffic circle. It was then she made her escape. Fleeing back to the United States, she attended college in the Land of Enchantment where she majored in the art of eating enchiladas and burritos. Her final exam before graduation consisted of one question: Red or Green? Her answer: Either as long as they’re both flaming hot. She graduated with honors. When asked to describe herself, A. Marie will tell you she’s a klutz, suffers from very public and extremely embarrassing brain farts, and she gets lost walking out to her mail box – a true talent on her part considering her mail box is located at the end of her driveway. Frustrated and bored with reality, A. Marie spends her days writing about psychics and neutered poltergeists.</strong>
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